me: i heard from my mom that u went to the movies with out me.
her: oh. ya.
me: why didn't i get invited?
her: we didn't think u would like the movie.
me: WHAT?! I told u a 9384092 times that i wanted to c that movie!
her: oh. well, i guess we just forgot about you.
me: gee, thanks.
me: hello??
me: thanks for ignoring me, bitch.
then she re-texted me:
her: don't call me a bitch.
me: i can call u whatever i want because u didn't call me.
END OF CONVERSATION
i just copied this out of my inbox/sent messages.